Monday, August 23, 2010

Rejected post ;(

SO!

Tia(LaGitanaRoja) and me(mrelizabethbennet) wrote a series of random letters and compiled them as a post BUT it got rejected..SADNESS!

But i got fodder for my blog!…This way I don’t have to write anything because i’m a lazy arse and i can still update my blog and not feel like I’m a lazy arse..Here you go:

 


Dear Paper cut,

Fuck you!

Love,
Darcy

I can alo use obscene words here! yay!

Dear Doctors,

NO I'M NOT TWO YEARS OLD - STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE I AM!
...I'm also not pregnant
Love,
Tia



Dear Rock singers,

Humans can't hear above a certain frequency range.
Just to let you know.

Love,
Darcy

This one is my favorite!

Dear School,

Burn down.

Love,
Tia



Dear Keyboard,

If I ran a knife through you, it wouldn’t hurt your soul.
So that'’s okay, right?

Love,

Darcy



Dear Pimple,

I hope you burn in hell. F*** you.

Love,
Tia



Dear Drivers,

You're on a road. With other people.
Just to let you know.

Love,
Darcy



Dear Mum,

Yes, I brushed my teeth. Yes, I took a shower. YES, I TOOK A GOOD SHOWER. Yes, my room is clean. Yes, so are my clothes. I have also eaten. YES, I drank a cup of milk. Yes, I also ate my vitamins. My HOMEWORK IS ALSO DONE OMAAHGAWD JUST SHOOT ME WHY DON'T YOU?

We don't have to go through this every morning.
Love,
Tia

 

There! Are they good?

(Hint: yes, they are)

About the video thing…I still don’t have batteries..I mean I have to get UP! then I have to get my bike out! then i have to ride it there….ehhhh…then i have to remember about the batteries…

UGH….just thinking about it is making me tired…

But my cousin asked my to give him some games on his USB Drive and I asked for his batteries in exchange!

Isn’t that terribly clever of me…?

No…It’s not

Whatever!

4 comments:

  1. This is amazing. Why does the world refuse to acknowledge our talent? I don't know.

    But it's on the internet, and maybe it will be appreciated here. THANKS DARCY.

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  2. HEY HEY HEY HEY!
    I have three comments!
    @jgrudzy I know..right.? *hurt expression*
    @Tia when i get famous for saving the earth form some catastrophe I'll talk about these letters on Letterman's show. *determined expression*
    @Funsize Yep! XD

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